Sitting at the bar is one of my favorite things to do, especially after a long night at work. It makes for the best people watching, and I love making friends with the bartenders. My friend, M, and I go to the bar behind work fairly frequently. Because of this we have learned to recognize certain faces. Sometimes we recognize them because they sit in our restaurant until last call and then it's up the hill they go until 3:00 am.
Over the past few weeks we've been having quite a fun time laughing about this particular girl who tends to hang on a new guy every time we see her. She's atrocious. I'm sure you all can attest to these kinds of girls/women. She thinks that shes hot, but little does she know, she's the source of our entertainment a couple nights out of the week. Usually she's so drunk she can hardly hold herself up. Her makeup ends up all over her face and her hair color is all wrong--just your typically skanky bar rat.
One Saturday night M and I ended up back at her place after a late night out. We didn't recognize a car that was in the driveway, so we just assumed it was one of her roommate's booty calls.
I slept on the couch. The next morning, I could hear M's roommate's alarm go off. I could hear some scurrying around, and the door opened. It was Skank-McGhee walking out of his room! I chuckled to myself and when she left I wanted to give D a hard time for having her stay the night, but I didn't.
It was too funny, though.
M told me a few days later that she has been coming over to the house to hang out. She asked if she should let D know of Skank-McGhee's skanky ways or if she should just be quiet.
That's a toughy. D isn't quite the innocent character here, so he may know of her skanktastic ways.
I say we sit back and get as many laughs out of this as we can.
6 years ago
