Goodbye Sir Jerkoffalot

Recently I haven't been working with Sir Jerkoffalot. Like the loser that he is, he always gives up his shifts, so I haven't really worked with him lately.

I ran into him on campus Friday. He apparently has a class a room down from my 9:20 class. Hm. Who knew.

I was wearing a hoodie and sweat pants. I had no make-up on. I walked up to him to see what he had been up to (I don't know why) and the whole time I talked to him he managed to stare at my boobs! I was wearing a sports bra underneath that huge hoodie, what was he looking at?! Worthless I tell you. He's worthless. He proceeded to tell me how he quit work and he told them off and blah blah blah. Whatever.

When I went into work tonight he was on the floor chart. I kind of laughed and went to talk to the manager on duty and told him that Sir Jerkoffalot wouldn't be showing up. I told him the story that SJ told me and the manager laughed. That's not how it happened he said.

What a liar. What a loser.

I never have to work with him again. Woo hoo!!

Meme

I have been tagged TWICE by Meika Musings and bodelou

Here are the Rules:

1.Link to the person that tagged you
2.Post the rules on your blog
3.Share six non-important things/habits/quirks about yourself
4.Tag six random people at the end of your post by linking to their blogs
5.Let each random person know they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their website.
6.Let your tagger know when your entry is UP.

Six Random Things...


1. I hate being cold. So much so I get angry in the winter because of it. The boyfriend bought me sheep skin moccasins for our anniversary in January because of this.

2. I'm in love with my dogs. The boyfriend and I have two and I have two at home. I'm a sucker, but they are my babies.

3. Chinese food is a huge weakness of mine. I've finally found a place here that slightly compares to my Chinese place at home. The place at home knows me by name. She even asks about my family when I go home to visit.

4. I hate same side sitters. Even before I started working in a restaurant I hated this. No offense if you are one of these people, but it's just weird, C'mon!

5. I have a secret passion for musical theater. I always wanted to do it, but I never had the guts to try out! Plus it was like a club. Everyone was already friends and I'd be under constant scrutiny. I guess being in the choir was enough.

6. I love tea. I bought a teapot last year and anytime I find it, I buy loose tea. I wish tea-time was a staple in our culture here!

Six More Random Things because I was tagged twice!

1. I have a secret crush on Justin Timberlake.. mmm

2. I talk to myself when no one is around. I also talk to my dogs like they are humans, but for some reason I feel like most people do this, so I don't feel bad about it!

3. I've always wanted to learn to play an instrument, but have never had the determination to do it. I'm a singer, playing an instrument should be like that, natural.

4. I have no idea what I want to do with my life! Eeek!

5. Even though I'm a Sociology major and a Women's Studies minor I still really really want an engagement ring (one day!)--even though it is a symbol of so many horrible things! :)

6. I secretly find pleasure in others' misery...sometimes! Obviously depends on the misery---not people losing loved ones or anything like that. I'm a creep!

ANnnnddd.. hopefully you got some enjoyment out of those fun facts. The last 6 were a little more difficult! I am not playing the game by tagging others, because it's too much effort to go to each person's site and tell them they are tagged! I know, I'm lame!

Part Three

Phew. This is has been one long week!

Okay, so where did I leave off? Oh... the taking the pictures and not talking to her cause oh wait, she's a psycho bitch... thaaaaat's right.

So the first time I worked with her, I was cordial, but not super friendly. I smiled, but didn't ask her how she was. She approached me from behind and gave me a big hug while I was talking to someone. She said "I'm sorry." I said, "We'll talk about this later." I wasn't the bad ass that I said I would be and I didn't kick her ass or disown her in any way.

I was cleaning one of her tables and she came up and sat down with me. She said, "I didn't know until she told me, but S said that you had a panic attack of some sort after I sped away." I just kind of looked at her and was like uhh.. Yeah. She continued to apologize for lying to me and endangering herself and others. Her excuse... "I sobered after someone hit my... I mean WHATEVER happened to my car, happened." I just told her either way, she shouldn't have driven home and I shouldn't have given her the keys to her car and she's lucky that she's not dead/in jail/a felon.

That was it. I was quite mature about it. We talk casually at work, but I don't plan on drinking with her again. If someone invites her on another excursion, she's not allowed to drink. I can't take that drama again.

A couple days later she told me that she's been driving a rental car while her car is in the shop. It's something like $500 that she's going to have to pay because her insurance is going to cover it. Can we say Insurance Fraud??? She said that she picked every piece of bark and moss out of the car and it took her three hours.

Whatever bitch ass ho, you're so lame.

Hmmpff

Sorry for the lack of posts over the past few days. The hang over was a bit of a set back and it's taken until yesterday to feel completely normal. No more going out for a while...

Not too much going on this week. The boyfriend's brother has been in town for the past 2 1/2 months. Ohhh the nicknames that I could come up with. Lazy bastard is my favorite I think...It's one of the ones that the boyfriend and I use quite a bit. It was kind of an unexpected stay, but he has definitely over stayed his welcome. I've had boys in my house non-stop for the past 2 1/2 months. I haven't had a single day where no one has come over. His brother is a year younger than I am. He hasn't been working since he's been in town has basically mooched off of us for too long.

No, he's not helping on rent, utilities, etc. The only thing he has contributed to is groceries. Groceries that he hasn't paid for. Groceries complementary of his parents Sam's Club Card. So really, he's lived in our house causing more messes for us that we can count and has contributed a damn thing.

He sits on my couch smokes up, drinks up (all of OUR alcohol I might add) , and plays the Wii--ALL.DAY.LONG. He doesn't clean up after himself when he makes a mess in the kitchen. I could go on and on and on..the list doesn't end. Good news is...He's leaving on Thursday to go back to school and move into his new apartment (because his roommates didn't want to live with him anymore---wonder why??)

Hmmpff.

We played Euchre last night. It was my second time ever playing it and I'm pretty good at it until I forget a rule and everyone gets mad at me and then I get pissed and quit playing. :)

I'll stick to Phase 10, thanks.